Prepare your shelf for the ultimate glittery invasion of heavy metal! The
Funko Pop! Rocks: Ozzy Osbourne (Glitter) Funko Pop! Vinyl Figure #356 (2023 release) is strutting into the spotlight, ready to turn your collection to an eleven on the sparkle scale. Get those bat detectors out because this shimmering Ozzy is bound to attract more than just fans!
UPDATE: Now available for order! To get your hands on this Pop Vinyl Figure, be sure to check out the links I've provided below – click to jump or keep scrolling for more details!
Unleash the Prince of Darkness: Ozzy Osbourne Glitter Funko Pop Rocks!
Rock royalty meets sparkling collectible! The new Funko Pop! Rocks: Ozzy Osbourne (Glitter) Vinyl Figure #356 is set to dazzle shelves and shake up collections. This 2023 special edition brings the Prince of Darkness into the limelight with a glitter-infused twist on the iconic Funko form.
Clad in a striking blue 'Ozzy' top, complete with shimmering sleeves that scream rock 'n' roll glam, this Ozzy Funko Pop! is not your average miniature.
The details are spot-on – from the dark, round shades perched above a characteristically stoic expression to the mane of brown hair that mirrors Ozzy's wild style. White pants and sneakers complete the ensemble, making it clear this figure is ready to rock a stage or a display shelf.
Holding a microphone stand as if mid-performance, this Ozzy exudes the charisma of a show-stopping encore. For fans and collectors alike, this Funko Pop! is a must-have homage to the man who bit the head of heavy metal monotony.
Get ready to add some sparkle to your collection with the Ozzy Osbourne Glitter Funko Pop! – because who said heavy metal can't shine?
Ozzy Osbourne (Glitter) Funko Pop! is now available for order at the links below – click to jump or scroll to continue reading!
The Wild and Wacky World of Ozzy Osbourne
Talking about rock legends, Ozzy Osbourne's story reads like a script from a high-octane biopic, minus the Hollywood exaggeration.
The man's life is a roller coaster of jaw-dropping incidents peppered with moments of hilarity and heart. From his head-banging days with Black Sabbath to his topsy-turvy reality TV stint, Ozzy's journey is anything but ordinary.
First, let's talk about Ozzy's reality show, "The Osbournes." You'd think living in front of cameras 24/7 would be a breeze for a rock star, right? Wrong. Ozzy found it grueling.
Behind the glitz, he was struggling big time, trying to stay afloat in a sea of stress, resorting to beer and getting high to cope. The irony? He couldn't even stand to watch the show because it screamed how spaced out he was.
Now, let's rewind to Ozzy's pre-fame days. Picture a young, rebellious Ozzy dabbling in petty crime, aiming for gang cred. But let's face it, burglary was not his forte.
After a measly three-week stint in crime and a hard lesson in jail, Ozzy hung up his burglary gloves. Little did he know, his dad's gift of a Vox PA system and a microphone would be his ticket to stardom.
Speaking of unexpected duos, who would've thought Ozzy Osbourne and Robin Williams would cross paths? In a heartwarming twist, Ozzy enlisted Williams to cheer up his wife, Sharon, during her cancer battle.
In true comedic fashion, Williams turned up unexpectedly, jumped into bed with Sharon, and had her in stitches for hours. Talk about a guest appearance!
Did you know Ozzy once tried his hand at being a pub landlord? Post-Black Sabbath, he bought a bar, but let's just say his bar management skills were as shaky as his sobriety.
After a month of driving away customers and drinking the profits, he wisely stepped back.
Ozzy's school days weren't all roses and sunshine either. The nickname "Ozzy," originally a schoolyard taunt, stuck with him, and he owned it like a boss – even got it inked on his knuckles at 16!
His schoolmate and future Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, and he had a bit of a rocky start, to say the least.
Now, let's get to the bizarre. Have you ever heard of a naked rock star wrestling a burglar? Only in Ozzy's world. He once caught a jewel thief in his house and, sans clothes tackled him into submission.
The burglar escaped, but not without the unique experience of being grappled by a nude Ozzy Osbourne.
Ozzy's life has had its fair share of hurdles, too. His dyslexia was a constant challenge, impacting everything from his school days to misreading teleprompters. And yet, he took it in stride, finding humor in the midst of it all.
Then there's the notorious bat-biting incident. Thinking it was a rubber toy, Ozzy bit into a live bat tossed by a fan. An accident that became one of the most infamous moments in rock history.
He's got a sense of humor about it, commemorating the incident with a special plush toy!
Lastly, not many know about Ozzy's late-life driving adventures. He got his driver's license at 60 after 19 attempts! His driving escapades, however, were short-lived, thanks to a minor accident.
Ozzy Osbourne's life is a testament to the unexpected and the outrageous, a real-life saga of a rock icon with a heart, a sense of humor, and an enduring legacy.
